Steve “nope” Rogers.
Sam Wilson’s smile is proven to be 100% effective is curing many ailments. Actual proven fact, no lie.
I AM CACKLING.
steve would absolutely fuck with tony OH MY GOD
'tony i am practically your father, listen to me son—' 'JUST BECAUSE YOU BONED MY DAD DOES NOT MEAN' 'please son don't raise your voice—' 'I FUCKING HATE YOU STEVE' ' :c but son i love you why must you—' '[STORMS OUT IN A RAGE]' '[steve is left cackling with glee]'
also how tony originally finds out would be, like, ‘hahaha, yeah, steve, my dad totally talked about you all the time omg it was terrible i bet he had such a boner for you—’ ‘tony i don’t know how to tell you—’ ‘so gay for you steve he wanted that super serum body—’ ‘tony listen your dad and i—’ ‘probably looked for you just to get that ass i am j—’ ‘I FUCKED YOUR FATHER’
but why didn’t we get to see more of domestic life on the bus?
- skye using up all the water while showering because “come on guys, I haven’t had a proper shower in ages I lived in a van" and everyone complaining because they live on a bus and there is a limited water supply
tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?
okay so everyone’s making “steve rogers freaks out the media with his rampant progressivism” posts but
imagine bruce banner
bruce banner, who has lived in poverty, who has been an undocumented worker, who has seen what happens in sweatshops in india and greenhouses in colombia, fighting to dismantle capitalism and take down the exploitive conditions that come with it
bruce banner, who isn’t doing anything with the massive salary tony pays him for “R&D work” (actually just him and tony in the lab but, hey, tony likes giving people stuff even if they don’t particularly want or need it) so he spends it all on a fund for abused children and personally hires lawyers and therapists for them because maybe he can’t have kids of his own but he can make damn sure that no one goes through what he went through
bruce banner, who fights against climate change and fracking and tapping national parks for resources, and tony ends up making a whole campaign around it called “go green with hulk” which bruce gets very annoyed by but “it tested well with focus groups, jolly green” so it goes through anyway and becomes massively popular
bruce going a little green around the pupils if someone so much as breathes the word “autism” and “vaccine” in the same sentence (and more than a little green if they insinuate that having an autistic child is a bad thing)
bruce fighting for universal health care
bruce working to destigmatize mental illness
bruce hulking out on the set of fox & friends (which predictably becomes a meme)
bruce. fucking. banner.
this ^^ markruffalo